Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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I could have had lots more sex after I had given birth to mini-me I still lived at home with my parents.
When his dad came to stay, they thought it was reasonable to put us in SEPARATE rooms!
For gods sake we had already had a child! He had seen me poo myself while pooing out a tiny human! How close do you want people to be? What was wrong with them? We had clearly already 'done it'. Why not let us do the do? Allow us to get frisky? Stolen seconds gettin' jiggy and low down and dutty under the sheets? I was hormonal and womanly and fertile and incredibly responsible and 18.
For gods sake MY PARENTS MIGHT HAVE HAD A POINT.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 28 May 2014, 21:23,
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You know, this sounds like you were sleeping with your father-in-law.(
Ghoti Fingers, Thu 29 May 2014, 7:11,
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Would your father-in-law visiting9 months earlier have curtailed the amorous session that eventuated in you giving birth?
Thought not.
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