Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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She had a knife, "just in case".She slept clutching it.
In my bed. The knife came from my kitchen.
Mental.
Apparently I look a bit rapey.
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gone, Thu 29 May 2014, 9:55,
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I have to admit. I'm a little bit unclear here.She slept with you in you bed. But held onto your kitchen knife.
"Just in case."
Did she think the knife would somehow stop you raping her since she was already in your bed (with you I take it)?
Or were you just confused and she was a knife-play aficionado and you were just too naive to spot it?
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Yeah, I was a little unclear on her logic too.She'd decided to hop out of the taxi and come up to my flat instead of carrying on home, and was happy to sleep in bed with me (clothed, I might add)...
...but grabbed a knife "just in case" I tried it on.
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gone, Thu 29 May 2014, 12:25,
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And you let her stay?Was that in case she fell asleep, dropped the knife and you could have had your rapey way with her?
(, Thu 29 May 2014, 13:19, closed)
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