Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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What is it with Catholics?A mate of mine used to work in a pub and four girls (underage *ahem*) were in one night and invited him to a party after-hours. One of them had the house to herself while her parents were away for the weekend. Being a nice mate, he rang me and I headed over.
I *was* spotty. And had long hair. And still I managed to end up with my tongue down the throat of an attractive (drunk) girl. Of course, I had no condoms and although a virgin, I wasn't stupid. Unfortunately.
So we walked back to my house where I had a stash I never thought I'd use. And I didn't get her naked. Like a fool, I walked her back to her mates' again (why?!) and we managed to find an empty bedroom.
Within a few minutes we were naked, she was doing something rather rude to my willy and I was rummaging for the foil-wrapped chewing gum. Whoop! About time! I was about to get my end away! And she wasn't even that ugly!
Then *kick*. *THUD*
Her mates were at the door, hoofing it in. We'd even placed a wardrobe in the way and they were managing to shift it.
It turns out they were all good Catholic girls and they were trying to stop their friend going to Hell. Come on. I was a virgin - I was hardly going to last long enough for it to cost her more than a quick telling off from Beelzebub. Especially with this confession thing they have.
Regardless, how many of you have been naked while three drunk women tried to break *into* your room?
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 8:25, Reply)
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