Mum
When I was 17 I know I told you that the front door window pane broke because a gust of wind caught it.

The truth is, when you were on holiday a couple of old blokes kept stopping in the front doorway for a chat, they were very loud so I thought I would get their attention somehow. I didn't think a 2p coin would do any damage to a stained glass double glazed window pane as a I hurled it at the door. I had never felt as sick as I did that moment when the small cracking noises started and then the large crack as the pane split in two. I promise to put you in a good nursing home when you get old.
( Peej, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:34, Reply)