Dear Husband
You know I told you that it must have been God who came down to Earth and made me pregnant? I'm really sorry, but it was actually Barry from the next village.

To be honest, I wasn't really expecting you to believe it - I mean, it was a pretty lame story. I was just trying to relieve the tension with a little humour. But you actually went for it. And then that whole "messiah" thing just got completely out of hand!

Whoops!
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:57, Reply)