It wasn't a Sunday night on a long weekend in the Devonshire seaside town of Exmouth.
Wherever my mate and I didn't go, there wasn't a special on Bacardi. We didn't drink a lot of it. Being a Sunday (not that it was), everything shuts fairly early. We didn't roll out of the club, drunk and looking for something to trespass on. So, we didn't:

* Go down to the edge of the river, decide to swim out to a nearby boat then swim back,
* Flash at a passing train,
* Climb into a nearby boat yard.
* While I didn't play on a derelict crane, my mate didn't climb into a boat and find a packet of emergency flares.
* In trying to set one off, my mate didn't nudge me, causing me to drop the flare as it went off.
* We didn't see the summer-dry grass catch fire and we didn't make a run for it.

About half an hour later, I didn't go back to see if the fire was still going. There weren't three fire engines putting it out.

The next day, there wasn't about 80m of black river bank.

It was someone else. Honest.
( The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 1:41, 1 reply)

You totally didn't admit to indecent exposure, trespassing, arson and criminal damage on a public forum, either

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:27, closed)