I was late home from work one winter night because I had a puncture
not because i spun the car 270 degrees on ice, narrowly missing a tree and popping the tyre off on the kerb.

i didn't want the wife to worry unnecessarily.
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:54, 3 replies)

You mean you didn't want a bollocking for having fun driving in the ice?
Or is that harsh?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:09, closed)

You mean you didn't want a bollocking for having fun driving in the ice?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:00, closed)

it wasn't any fun
i nearly cacked my pants
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 19:40, closed)