You're making Truthbert look good, that's a pretty impressive feat.
You might want to just let this be and move on from this thread.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:06, 1 reply)

But it's brightening an otherwise boring Friday afternoon.
Watching the mongs react in such a predictable fashion.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:10, closed)

OK.
*buys more popcorn*
*eats more popcorn*
*feels thirsty*
*Finishes large Fanta*
*Needs toilet*
*Goes to toilet*
*Misses middle of film*
*Gets confused*
*Asks friends what is going on*
*Gets told off for talking in film*
*Sulks in seat for last half hour*
*Doesn't enjoy the cinema at all*
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:23, closed)