Scott
do you remember the first night we met? i came up to you at the bar and asked if you'd pretend to be my boyfriend, as my ex was harassing me. you agreed and, over the course of the night, we got very friendly. we had some drinks, we had a laugh. we ended up dating for six months.
that bloke wasn't my ex. it was just a clever ruse to get close to you.
i'm not sorry, it was fun while it lasted.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:29, 12 replies)

Oh boy! you're good.

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:43, closed)

i had a very good teacher ;)

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:11, closed)

Ha.
That reminds me of the Miami actress I wrote about at length once. Although I did eventually own up to her that I wasn't really lost on Duvall Street and just asked her for directions so I could get to speak to her.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:50, closed)

i'm sure we've all tried something like this at least once

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:11, closed)

Pfft! never.

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:31, closed)

yeah, right

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:35, closed)

Nope never : (

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:38, closed)

my god, you've never lived, girl!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:43, closed)

I know. Have I mentioned how shit I am.

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 20:56, closed)

you should come drinking with me some time
it'd be a real eye-opener
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 21:02, closed)

I've lived in the fast lane.
Just never picked up any passengers.
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 21:23, closed)

i prefer to be a hitch-hiker

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 21:33, closed)