
Chthonic wants to know about awful, terrible things you have definitely never done. But secretly have. Confess!
( , Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:16)
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I didn't have a wank on a transatlantic flight. I didn't do it sat in my seat under the blanket. I didn't use the butter from my dinner as lube, and I certainly didn't drop my cummy napkin onto the tray of stewardess as she came around collecting rubbish.
( , Sat 17 Sep 2011, 6:18, 7 replies)

You forgot the bit about not getting taken past your wife and kid in handcuffs and not going sick with stress for 6 months.
Still living in a caravan in your mam's garden?
( , Sat 17 Sep 2011, 6:35, closed)

The image was graphic enough without a square of Dairy Crest sat on your bell end.
I assume you're cut since us uncut lads only use lube for posh wanks, and that would really be pushing your luck on a transatlantic flight.
( , Sat 17 Sep 2011, 10:35, closed)

Done that.
ront row on an AC flight from Toronto to London, 3-4-3 configuration, I had seat E and the rest of the row was empty.
( , Sat 17 Sep 2011, 14:32, closed)

Putting two and two together...
She saw you.
( , Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:31, closed)
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