My dope stash
I used to hide it, as a teenager, in a Golden Virginia tin on top of the wardrobe in my bedroom. One day I opened the tin with the intention of rolling a joint and, to my horror, found it empty.

Someone had lifted my stash but it's not exactly the thing you can confront your parents with!

Years later my niece, who was 8 years old at the time of the disappearance, admitted to me she had found my dope and taken it away to 'save me' from myself. She took it to her house and hid it in her bedroom. Where it was subsequently found by her mother (my sister.)

She took the rap for it.

Bless her!
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 8:34, 3 replies)

your 8 year old neice knew whar weed was?
What kind of fucked up family do you come from? Your sister really though an 8 year old would have had weed?!
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 9:14, closed)

he means 18 year old niece
And not weed but porn.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:06, closed)

What?
Are you sure?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 10:10, closed)