It didn't happen.
I'm not on holidays in my parents in law. On top of this I didn't have a spluff cream (Wet dream) last night. Subsequently I did not hide spluff pj's in the bin outside to save my red face. Thrifty mother in law (who has no english), then didn't find said unsaid pyjamas and declare them to be too good to throw out.

She has not washed them and decided they're a great fit and has caused me great secret embarassment and my wife great mirth.

Also after not seeing the Inbetweeners movie and hearing feed the pony I did not overuse this comment in the presence of my wife who retaliated with "feed my mothers pony" not leaving me with two uncomfortable images to process.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 11:25, Reply)