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Chthonic wants to know about awful, terrible things you have definitely never done. But secretly have. Confess!

(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:16)
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Mum,
I normally hate when people just say "'nuff said'" but in this case, Nuff Said.
(, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:14, 12 replies)
I didn't

(, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:15, closed)
I mean, it crossed my mind.

(, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:16, closed)
But I wouldn't do that.

(, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:16, closed)
I know you aren't sure

(, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:16, closed)
Look, we were all drunk
it could have been anyone.
(, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:17, closed)
I am not claiming I remember that night.

(, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:18, closed)
I am fairly sure that I wouldn't even have dared touch that.

(, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:19, closed)
Yes, I know that you tell people that I apparently tried to undress you when I was 4.

(, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:19, closed)
But that doesn't mean that I ever touched your underwear drawer

(, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:20, closed)
So it can't possibly be me
that encouraged my friends to all be taking photos of each other wearing your bras that Saturday when you and Dad fell out with your friends and came home that evening instead of sleeping over.

It was definitely Phil. And the fact that I have not seen him since 1993 has nothing to do with the fact that he said it wasn't him.
(, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:24, closed)
The cigarette burns
that Phil left on my bedroom floor? They weren't me either.
(, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:27, closed)
:(
I wish to cry
(, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:43, closed)

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