Look, we were all drunk
it could have been anyone.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:17, 1 reply)

I am not claiming I remember that night.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:18, closed)

I am fairly sure that I wouldn't even have dared touch that.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:19, closed)

Yes, I know that you tell people that I apparently tried to undress you when I was 4.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:19, closed)

But that doesn't mean that I ever touched your underwear drawer

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:20, closed)

So it can't possibly be me
that encouraged my friends to all be taking photos of each other wearing your bras that Saturday when you and Dad fell out with your friends and came home that evening instead of sleeping over.

It was definitely Phil. And the fact that I have not seen him since 1993 has nothing to do with the fact that he said it wasn't him.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:24, closed)

The cigarette burns
that Phil left on my bedroom floor? They weren't me either.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 15:27, closed)

:(
I wish to cry
(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:43, closed)