Phones ex
Dear ex-girlfriend

You remember that time that I was working overseas, and I was really keen on trying Phone Sex? And you eventually got over the giggles and we had a go?

Well, turns out it wasn't as good as I expected. And I was tired. So I faked an orgasm.

I felt dirty afterwards.
(Actually, that was the best bit)
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:17, 2 replies)

You threw yogurt on the receiver?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:05, closed)

haha for that authentic "spluff" sound
...then I muttered something about not being able to find a tissue.

Then after she'd hung up, I faked washing the sheets.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:37, closed)