It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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Not how it sounds, saddlyIn my final year at uni, my house mate had hurt her back, and it was causing her alot of pain. In despiration, she asked me for a massage, despite my lack of any training.
I agreed to help and we soon discovered the best way to help was for me to dig my elbow into the painful area and wiggle it around. The caused an odd reaction, she started to gasp, then moan and groan. "Harder mong, deeper! There! YES! It hurts but it feels soooooooo good!" she cried out in pleasure.
As soon as I stopped and she lay panting on my bed we heard a round of applause from
next door. This made us both giggle rather a lot. Ever the gentleman, I hid the semi I was sporting as she left.
(, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 8:36, Reply)
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