It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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GeographyMy geography teacher always got to class late. One day he arrived just as I was finishing telling a rivetted classmate about a recent purchase.
He caught the end of the conversation. "...so yeah, it keeps it warm when it pops out." I looked up to see teacher looking at me stoically, one eyebrow raised, paused in the doorway.
"Toasters", I blurted out, "we got a new toaster".
Fucking hilarious now I've typed that out. I'll get me coat.
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:56,
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