It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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twisterone drunken night at my friend's house, we decided to play twister. it seemed like a good idea at the time, but remember, we were both pissed.
the game started out fairly well, but it didn't take long before we ended up as an intertwined mass of giggling, drunken female limbs. also, due to the fact that it was summer and incredibly hot, we were playing in our underwear. we had decided that this would make movement within the game much easier.
just as we collapsed on top of each other after a particularly difficult move, laughing like a pair of almost-naked, booze-soaked mongs, my mate's boyfriend walked in.
it took quite some time to convince him that no, we really weren't interested in putting on a lesbian show for him.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 22:20,
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