It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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One of my best mates was a man, I even used to lodge in his house.
We were also weekend vikings.
Getting ready for a show one weekend my mum popped round, someone let her in and the first thing she saw was me on my knees trying to unhook a stray bit of chain mail from his belt buckle.
To this day she doesnt believe we were never an item, never even kissed.
Last year she aksed me what ever become of that nice man you were living with?
pffft
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mums, eh?every bloke i go out with isn't good enough, yet any time i make friends with a bloke, she thinks he's perfect husband material!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 23:52,
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