It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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Accidentally, eh?How does one, ahem, "accidentally" smack someone in the pods with a knitting needle?
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flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:26,
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i was hitting his knees with it to annoy himand he stretched the material of his pants. i hit him a few times, but the needle just bounced off the material. suddenly, he let his pants go slack and got a knitting needle in the spuds
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:36,
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Superb.I shall invest in a brace of knitting needles post-haste.
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flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:46,
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and...... a kevlar box.
Oh, and a box of tissues to wipe your eyes if it doesn't work might not be a bad idea.
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