It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
(
chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
« Go Back
Neighbourhood rapistI had this awesome dark wool felt army jacket, big warm and baggy. It was winter so I grabbed a spare beanie and some black leather gloves as it was damn cold. I hadn't shaved for a few days. The quickest way to the shops was through the playground of the local school, lonely and abandoned at this late hour.
On the way, there was a really cute girly checking me out. I returned the flirt and tried to catch her eye, and she took off for the shops at a full run. For a few seconds I was a bit puzzled until the reflection in the window and realised I looked just like those pics they show on the news.
(, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 13:01, 2 replies)
Playground?How old was this girl?
(
Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 16:28,
closed)
Yeahsurely they must have given her age on the news reports afterwards.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:52, closed)
« Go Back