It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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Did the sameExcept in my instance it was semi-intentional.
Being a junior arsonist I was playing with my mum's lighter, gently burning the ends of the dried plant display on top of the mantlepiece when I strayed to close to some of the stuff you mention and WHHOOOSSSHHH! 6 FOOT FLAMES LICKING CEILING OMFG I'MGONNADIEPANICSTATIONS.
I managed to knock the vase onto the carpet (nice one doofus!) where it luckily went out almost as quickly as it went up.
My parents were greeted by the sight of a scorch mark in the carpet and me tearful and apologetic enough to avoid the beating I so rightly deserved
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