It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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SO THEY ALL LOOKED AT YOU LIKE YOU WERE A RAPISTBut none of them thought it might be the right thing to knock on your canvas wall while it was happening and ask if everything is ok? Unbelievable.
'How was your camping trip George?'
'It was really nice, apart from that night when we all had to listen to that young man brutally raping his GF in the next tent.'
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:46, 1 reply)
You make a good pointI can only assume that the Big Hairy Biker look put them off; In reality I'm a total pussy-cat, but I do sometimes scare the straights.
The irony is that she was much more violent than I ever was, and if anyone was genuinely being beaten up, it would have been me...
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:22, closed)
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