It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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Women are indeed fart magnets.You could be sat in a quiet little office..nobody has come in all day long, so you let one rip..and penny to a pinch of shit, a womans fart radar draws her into your office to ask you a question at that very moment. Then promptly leaves without saying anything but tells all her girlfriends what a dirty smelly bastard you are.
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