It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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Doom doom doomI was the walker in...
My younger brother was, for a period in his life, an insufferable Christian twerp. He caught me surfing porn and gave me a right smarmy bollocking.
Some months later, I'm fixing his computer, and check his internet history out of spite. As you can imagine, filled to the back teeth with high-quality, premium grade filth.
Here, more or less, is his excuse:
"We were reading in bible study about the state of fallen women, and the material you can get on the internet, so I was doing some research and..."
"Then how come your computer autocompletes the debit card fields? With mum's card?"
"Oh...fuck."
Mercifully, the boy is now cured, and is much more fun to be around.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:07, 5 replies)
Did he ever get that book finished?(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 10:26, closed)
He used his mum's card to buy pornSubconscious urge to get caught, much?
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NahTeenage urge to spank the monkey with the teenager's grasp of consequences.
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:21,
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He actually paid for it?Who pays for porn sites? I mean, seriously... it's all out there for free.
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