Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Don't get your nose brokenThe entire time that I lived at my parents and was old enough to go out drinking, my dad would say "Don't get your nose broken" every time as I was walking out the door.
Except once.
Guess what happened....
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:45,
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SoWas it the first time you went drinking by any chance?
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as you were walking out the doorinstead of saying "don't get your nose broken" your dad slammed the door in your face breaking your nose and adding a macabre irony to the evening?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 17:02,
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You are...Biffa Bacon.
AICMFP.
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macabre irony would have been funnierthan the actual truth that I got my nose broken.
and it wasn't the first time I went out drinking
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 8:57,
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