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Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.

Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.

Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.

(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Words of wisdom...
... from elderly American tourists met in the grounds of Blarney Castle:

"Don't kiss the Blarney Stone. You'll get AIDS"

And from a colleague who is somewhat *cough* older than myself:

"Don't use other peoples' headphones. You'll get Hearing AIDS"

Wise words indeed.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:49, 4 replies)
Actually
Not kissing the Blarney Stone is a good idea. The local lads break in at night and piss on it on their way home form the pub.

Cheers
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:54, closed)
I know...
... they told me AFTER I'd kissed it.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:59, closed)
And did you get AIDS?
.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:09, closed)
Yes*




*Lie
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:32, closed)

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