Advice from Old People
Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
( , Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
( , Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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aaargh
The grandmother card. You're powerless against it. So you managed, due to having reproductive organs, to spawn a child, who in turn, spawned a child, thus making you a grandmum. While I applaud you and your offspring's fecundity, why, for the love of all that is holy, should I give a fuck?
You can't fight it, it's all pervasive. Just nod and smile, then piss in their Werther's Original.
( , Sat 21 Jun 2008, 14:17, Reply)
The grandmother card. You're powerless against it. So you managed, due to having reproductive organs, to spawn a child, who in turn, spawned a child, thus making you a grandmum. While I applaud you and your offspring's fecundity, why, for the love of all that is holy, should I give a fuck?
You can't fight it, it's all pervasive. Just nod and smile, then piss in their Werther's Original.
( , Sat 21 Jun 2008, 14:17, Reply)
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