Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Pissed old hack's Christmas messageIt was a Christmas bash many many moons ago on a newspaper far far away. Just me, Dickie and our Nazi boss. Everyone else had found urgent reasons for avoiding the "festivities". Me and Dickie - a notorious boozer and shagger of pensionable age - drank heavily to get past the awful offensiveness of the foul man's presence When Heydrich (not his real name but could have been) lurched off to the loo a strange light came into Dickie's eyes. He leaned forward and grabbed my by the arm. And he imparted this key piece of advice:
"If you love your girlfriend, stick your tongue in her arse and then shag her in it. Because if you don't, someone like me will."
Then he sat back and continued talking about normal topics as if nothing had happened.
Err, Merry Christmas to you too.
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calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 15:52,
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^^Wise, wise words.
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