Advice from Old People
Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
( , Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
( , Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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This does sound like a very exciting game.
I especially enjoyed the bit about "tasted the last of your goddam strawberries".
My dad spent 2 years going after a squirrel with a bb gun. He now has little holes all over the fence and trees, but never did hit the squirrel. I kept telling him to give the squirrel a name and call it a pet, then the squirrel would fuck off somewhere else. He eventually did this and we haven't seen the squirrel since.
I like your way much better though. "Tis funnier.
( , Sun 22 Jun 2008, 17:40, Reply)
I especially enjoyed the bit about "tasted the last of your goddam strawberries".
My dad spent 2 years going after a squirrel with a bb gun. He now has little holes all over the fence and trees, but never did hit the squirrel. I kept telling him to give the squirrel a name and call it a pet, then the squirrel would fuck off somewhere else. He eventually did this and we haven't seen the squirrel since.
I like your way much better though. "Tis funnier.
( , Sun 22 Jun 2008, 17:40, Reply)
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