Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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from grannyStay away from badgers/elephants
Marry somebody rich
always check your breasts
those flying fish, you don't even need a rod you can just catch them
(, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 20:24, 2 replies)
There are an awful lot of badgers on this site.Are you sure you are safe here?
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 20:36,
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*Checks own breasts*They've gone! Which bastard took them? I'll bet it's the same bugger who left that chippolata in my underpants...wait a minute, it won't come out...
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:39, closed)
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