Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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My Great Uncletold me:
'Never get drunk on Port'
I never have so don't know what it would do.
Although I do know of someone who did and puked purple puke down the side of a minibus all the way up the M6...
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:15, 5 replies)
your missing outPort is good. Just don't drink so much that you purple puke. people might think that your a snakebite swilling pikey.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:02,
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Ora cheeky Vimto pikey!
Although cheeky Vimto's are good!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:53, closed)
I can vouch for thatPernod is worse though.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:48, closed)
Port is a lovely drink (over the £10 per bottle mark)...but not one on which to get drunk, I would say.
A superb accompaniment to one's cheese course - after which it is certainly more than acceptable to get extraordinarily drunk on cognac.
Chin chin!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:46,
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Yeahhe's right.
One of the worst hangovers of my life was after a night of port.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:30, closed)
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