Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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From my dear old dadA few words of advice from my father have stuck with me, he's still with us, so I imagine there will be some more...
"If it's got tits or an engine, it'll be trouble"
"try everything once, except for incest and line-dancing. If you kinda like something, try it a second time"
"six words will get you through married life: 'yes dear', 'no dear' and 'sorry dear'"
"getting married eh? You may as well put your dick in the loft, coz you'll never use it again"
"if it floats, fucks or flies, rent it, don't buy it"
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:39, 4 replies)
hahDear old dad sounds like a wise man to me!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:54, closed)
i like the sound of your dad(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:39,
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That's technically only four words.(
Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:14,
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Ijust knew one of these replies would be correcting the amount of words. I love pedantry.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:49, closed)
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