Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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If You Have Kids.
Vaseline makes a really good sex aid.
Smear it on the door handle to stop the little bastards coming in at the wrong moment.
Cheers
Only works on round door handles. Fit them.
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:06,
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