Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Rape a BadgerI just offered this as advice to somebody down in the dumps.
The dirty fucks love the idea.
Its all the snarling and razor sharp teeth that does it. Coax them out with a plate of mashed potato stuffed with Rohypnol, and make sure he's licked the plate clean otherwise he will tear you a new one. Vicious ain't the word, he will fuck you up big time. They don't like it you see.. Bodger is on the Badger FBI most wanted list for fisting Badgers.
Its all true.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 16:41, 1 reply)
At firstI thought...oh, a nasty post.
Then you mentioned the mash potato and I started to cry.
Cry with laughter.
That bloody filthy Bodger!
*clicks*
*clicks hard*
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:49,
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