Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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A few1) Make up a few too-unbelievable-not-to-be-true rumours about him.
2) Depending on your email facilities at work, set up a few delayed-delivery messages to either tell him exactly what you think of him, or perhaps tell your (by then) ex-coworkers.
3) Depending on what the lighting's like, gather all the starting-to-die tubes from around the place and install them above his desk. Nothing more annoying than a flickering fluorescent light.
4) Piss in whatever he drinks his tapwater out of. Then utilise the delayed-delivery email to tell him you did it.
5) Lock his desk drawers and steal the key. If you're feeling really evil, place something incriminating in the drawers before you lock them.
6) Make up a few tart cards with his phone number on.
7) Stick porn to his pinboard, behind whatever's currently on there.
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