Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Mobile Phones.
Don't you love them? But here's some advice. Never leave your mobile phone unattended at a party.
Beaky.
Beaky's a mate of mine and has a large nose (which has absolutely nothing to do with the story) and we were at a mates house, a small house party, drinking and messing about. And then Beaky buggered off to the loo, leaving his mobile phone on full view on the table. So Steve, an evil bastard, picked it up and sent the following message to All Recipients:
"God I could do with a blow-job!!"
Beaky arrived back and his phone started to buzz. And buzz. Messages from his mum, his dad and various male friends. He was livid. And then another message came through. From his gran.
He just sat in the corner shaking his head muttering
"I'm dead, I'm dead"...
And then the last message buzzed through. From an ex-girlfriend.
"I'll be round in half an hour...."
So it didn't turn out too bad in the end.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 2:15,
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Wellat least it had a happy ending.
Similar thing happened to a friend of mine who had a rather hated uptight christian girlfriend... one of his friends got his phone and texted her two days before Valentines day telling her she was dumped.
The fall out was spectacular.
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 2:34, closed)
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