Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Advice from Mr Ffffffffff.....For anyone who has ever seen Barry Welsh, this Mr Ffffffff was an elderly character who offered advice to the young'uns in the name of entertainment. One sketch they did with him contained advice which has held true, and at the same time made me laff like a loon.
An elderly Mr Ffffffff is being wheeled down a hospital ward by a nurse and an elderly woman is being wheeled back the opposite way past him.
Mr Ffffffff in his dodgy voice nods to her "Hello."
The elderly woman answers "Good evening."
Mr Ffffffff turns to the camera; "I've always had a way with the ladies see......you know the secret to being good with the ladies?"
*dramatic pause*
"....got to touch them on the quim."
And that advice has got me through life no problem :)
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 7:01,
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