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Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.

Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.

Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.

(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Bollocks and LAN parties
My dad once gave me these fantastic bits of advice:

"Never spray deodrant on your bollocks!"

I later found out why.

And at the age of 14, when heading off to a LAN party (for the uninitiated, that's where a room full of geeks network their PC's and play multiplayer games such as Quake III, UT, and the like)

"Don't smoke, don't drink..." (So far, so good...)
"...and NO SEX!"

Like that's likely to happen at a LAN party.

He also told me never to buy a DAF Daffodil. Because otherwise I might have done, obviously.
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:22, Reply)

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