Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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bindun, but my granddad said it too...He told me that he'd once seen a gravestone, on which was emblazoned the legend:
"Wherever you go,
Whererever you be,
Always let your wind go free -
For keeping it in was the death of me."
I have followed this sage advice to the letter, to the extent that no one will sit near me at work, my missus sleeps in a gas mask and all of my y-fronts have holes at the back as well as the front.
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CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:40,
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