Oldies vs ComputersAs someone who is "good with computers" I get a lot of calls from people who've got problems. Some of them even have problems with their computers.
Back many years ago working for a telecoms company, I was called to a senior secretary who "had put a disk into the drive and couldn't get it out". She had one of the first Mac II machines with two drive slots. But only one drive.
Opening up the case revealed stacks of floppy disks that she'd been posting through the hole in the case for weeks. She'd only decided there was a problem when her boss wanted one of them back...
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chthonic, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 13:58)
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well,.i was in a club with my mate Benty, when we met seventeen beautiful girls, and 1 who had been cross-bred with a mule. i bet benty he couldn't get into the pants of the mule-girl, but he did, leaving me seventeen pert heaving breasted nymphs. when I got them home one of them ordered a type DH0010000100000111001 component when really they wanted a DH00100001001001110011! The twat! hahahahahahaha. And it really happened, no, honestly it did. And I really haven't spent all the time since I got fired for blogging (wanna see my p45, this happened too. honest) looking at websites trying to accumulate realy funny non-geeky stories as social camouflage.
I remain,
Legless The World's Most Interesting Man Behind Steve Davis
lalalalalalalalalalala
Although he has a point re teenage poetry.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 22 Sep 2006, 15:20,
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