Oldies vs ComputersAs someone who is "good with computers" I get a lot of calls from people who've got problems. Some of them even have problems with their computers.
Back many years ago working for a telecoms company, I was called to a senior secretary who "had put a disk into the drive and couldn't get it out". She had one of the first Mac II machines with two drive slots. But only one drive.
Opening up the case revealed stacks of floppy disks that she'd been posting through the hole in the case for weeks. She'd only decided there was a problem when her boss wanted one of them back...
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chthonic, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 13:58)
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My mum had never used a computer before...so I bought her one for her birthday last year.
She told me she had no idea what to do with it so I set it up, showed her how to get on to the internet, and left her to it for half an hour.
I got back to find her looking rather confused. She was squatting over the keyboard pissing all over it, with the mouse shoved up her arse, and the words "YOUR ALL CUNTS" were smeared on the monitor in her own excrement.
Old people and computers, eh? Tsk!
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(, Mon 25 Sep 2006, 17:13, Reply)
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