One Night StandsFreddie Woo says: "I was young and desperate, she was older, divorced and was sick on me. Seemed an acceptable criticism at the time." Tell us about your one night stand disasters, or lie about your triumphs.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:05)
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Yeah that's not how deep heat works at all though is it(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 9:10,
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I think it's safe to conclude from this story that he's never touched deep heat, lube, or a woman.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 9:21,
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Or, alternatively, if this is true, the fact that his cock wasn't also on fire suggests he was wearing a condom,and therefore has no idea how to please a woman because those motherfuckers are already lubed up, so she must have been dry as a bone.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 11:07,
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She might have been in her sixties.Or ... you know ... a figment of a virgin's imagination.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 11:11,
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