One Night StandsFreddie Woo says: "I was young and desperate, she was older, divorced and was sick on me. Seemed an acceptable criticism at the time." Tell us about your one night stand disasters, or lie about your triumphs.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:05)
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We met at a party, we went back to mine and had sex, slept the night, and in the morning she left, as we politely and insincerely told each other we should do it again some time.I then went about the day's business, which that week required me going up to Manchester for a couple of days to see my mate.
On my return, my frazzled flatmates told me of the 40+ 'phone calls they'd fielded, each slightly more aggressive, and then suicidal than the last.
On cue, the 'phone then rang, which I answered, to a screaming voice demanding 'Where the FUCK have you been?! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME WHERE YOU WERE?! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!'
No - damn straight I don't.
Whoa.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 12:52,
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Did you notice her surrepticiously measuring you during sexto see how many items of clothing she could make out of your skin?
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.Yeti., Sat 15 Mar 2014, 14:33,
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always check their handbags for a wedding dress(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 16:43,
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