One Night StandsFreddie Woo says: "I was young and desperate, she was older, divorced and was sick on me. Seemed an acceptable criticism at the time." Tell us about your one night stand disasters, or lie about your triumphs.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:05)
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I was at swinger's party a few years agoand picked a fight with a 6ft3 man in drag for calling me frigid. This was after he caught me in the bathroom with two girls and decided to piss on me. I think he was on coke, not Pepsi. I think I was very patient considering.
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So you didn't take the Pepsi challenge?(, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 22:42, closed)
Noo. But I see what you did there.I thought it best to bogart the host's rum and sit in the corner crying afterwards. Of course the drag-ape sat munching on vaulevants completely indifferent.
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vol au vents(, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 0:08, closed)
oops ich meinte volvo-vantz! Verstehen Sie?Ja. Und hoo.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:39,
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