One Night StandsFreddie Woo says: "I was young and desperate, she was older, divorced and was sick on me. Seemed an acceptable criticism at the time." Tell us about your one night stand disasters, or lie about your triumphs.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:05)
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If you've got a penis beaker chances are you spend most nights sleeping on the sofa anyway because of some imagined slight because your missus is the sort of fucking hippy feminazi cunt that mumsnet is full of.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:18,
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Doesn't make me wrong though.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:30,
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