One Night StandsFreddie Woo says: "I was young and desperate, she was older, divorced and was sick on me. Seemed an acceptable criticism at the time." Tell us about your one night stand disasters, or lie about your triumphs.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:05)
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So there I was, trying to smooth down this cake I'd made.I'd totally overcooked it - of course, and it was so rock-hard, that it was ruining the paper I was using to smooth it down with.
In the end, I just ended up with a load of granules on the table.
And that, you pricks, is how I ended up with my bun plight sand.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:11,
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