The Queen and Prince Phillip
It was July 31st 1997, I was one of the original members of Blue Planet Aquarium's team or 'Presentersaurus's as they decided to call us all.

This was the day my Granddad died, it was also the day the Queen and her other half opened BPA, if you've not been to BPA then, they have 2 rock/touch pool's on the ground floor in which there are all manner of British sealife and quite possibly a Presentersaurus telling you all about them too.

The day the Queen was coming to officially open the place it was my turn to be in the pool, I was searched etc and briefed how to behave so I didn't fuck it up, like i would!

Anyway the Queen came round and stopped in front of me. I must have looked like a right cock, bright blue dry suit, diving gloves and a fuck off big shore crab in my hands! To be fair, she was really nice (the Queen, not the crab although i'm sure it was really) she asked me how I was and what it was that I was holding for her to look at.

On the way home later I popped into my local to a loud round of applause and the replay on the big screen of me looking like a tit being interviewed, they had it from Sky news, BBC news and also ITV.
No escaping that one then?
Still it gave people something to talk about at the funeral.


Ps, i wrote this on my phone and in the process found out that if you write Queen with predictive txt on then by the 4 letter you've spelt puff!
(Kip, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:05, 3 replies)

You lie
Lies mine says Rude.
(ruud316, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 15:55, closed)

Maybe my phone's gay then
Cause it says puff then under that, rude, sued, suff, sudd, stee, quee, etc..
(Kip, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 17:19, closed)

Nokia?
Nokia just says rude then you have to press + button to run through the rest of the options Rude, sued then puff.
(ruud316, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:26, closed)