Al fresco blow-jobs on camera...
My big son was in the army stationed in Belfast and worked in intelligence, which for a private like him meant watching CCTV coverage of Divis Mountain.

The paramilitaries knew this so if anything dodgy was about to go down, they'd divert the squaddies' attention by staging a sexy little tableau just for their benefit.

This was always done in the open next to a car and in front of a CCTV camera and if it was at night, near a lamp post.

It wasn't the alluring way the woman would undress that interested the squaddies, nor the often ingenious rutting positions on the car bonnet, or even the fun of rating her oral sex technique on a scale of one to ten.

No, it was the sudden furious slapping that the paramilitary would get from the often still-naked woman when she spotted the camera and realised she was being watched. Comedy gold!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:41, Reply)