Me, Phil, Fern and a bunch of underpants
Twas last year and it was a rather mundane day for me at work and i got a phone call from who I thought was a customer as he was asking me various questions about underwear. Not unusual in it's self as I own a company selling mens underwear. anyway after about 15 mins he asked if I'd go on TV to talk about mens underwear after a certain newscaster and university challenge host made some choice comments M&S underwear.
So as i'd pretty much guessed that this would be my only chance at 15 mins of fame I agreed.
Being located in the darkest depths of Shropshire (shrewsbury to be exact) it meant getting home, packed and ready and on a train to London in about 1hr.
So check into the hotel nervous as fuck about the coming day not knowing what they were going to as me.
Anyway long story short got to see how the show was put together, had first slot on the show and made a dick of myself to fern by saying to her after my slot "my wife says hello" which in my mind made perfect sense as my wife had interviewed her several years ago but then in hindsight me expecting to know who the hell my wife was, was a bit daft.
Anyway my TV appearance is now immortalised online below
What To Look For When Buying Mens Underwear -
(deadgoodundies, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:19, 2 replies)

Brilliant
Nice performance, but you should have pushed for more hemp underware, much more comfortable!
(d347hm4n Fraggin your ass!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:27, closed)

Wasn't allowed 8-(
If I had the chance I would of been plugging stuff we sell (lots of bamboo underwear) but wasn't allowed to even mention our company name even though we supplied some of the underwear and big store twunts got all the credit
(deadgoodundies, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:10, closed)